PHOTOS:THE NIFTY TOP 50 WOMEN
Joanna Krupa (wow - top gainer of the century. go bearz)
Born in: Poland
Lives in: Chicago
Occupation: actress
SINGLE
#2
Jessica Alba (still way hot despite the bun in the oven)
Born in: California, 1981
Occupation: actress
SINGLES
#3
Vanessa Minnillo (she’s on the list now that she got the Derek Jeter stink off of her)
Born in: Phillipines, 1980
Occupation: VJ
SINGLE
#4
Lauren Michelle Hill (turn ons: bathtubs)
Born in: South Carolina, June 27, 1979
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#5
Brooke Burns (it’s a dog eat dog world and i’m wearing milk bone underwear)
Born in: Dallas, TX, 1977
Lives in: Los Angeles
SINGLE
#6
Adriana Lima (Adriana, O que faria se o beijasse neste preciso momento?)
Born in: Brazil, 1982
Lives in: Manhattan
SINGLE (dumped loser Lenny Kravitz)
#7
Yamila Diaz (Sports Illustrated Swimsuit fave)
Born in: Argentina, March 9, 1976
Lives in: Manhattan
SINGLE
#8
Victoria Silvstedt (former 1st runner up Miss Sweden and Playmate of the Year, first year on the list - what were we thinking?)
Born in: Skelleftea, Sweden (on the arctic circle), 1974
Lives in: somewhere in the US
MARRIED
#9
Alina Vacariu (quotes like: “Casual sex is OK,” “I don’t care about a guy’s body,” and “I don’t like guys who feel like they need to listen to me” make her quite possibly the worlds most interesting woman.)
Born in: Romania, 1984
Lives in:
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#10
Nicole Scherzinger (our favorite Pussycat Doll)
Born in: Honolulu, HI, 6/29/78
SINGLE
#11
Josie Maran (california guess? cutie)
Born in: San Francisco, CA, May 8, 1982
Lives in: Manhattan
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#12
Vanessa Branch (Orbit gum girl)
Born in: London, 1969
Lives in: Los Angeles
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#13
Megan Fox (how many times have you queued up those 10 minutes of Transformers?)
Born in: Rockwood, TN, 1/12/80
Occupation: actress
ENGAGED
#14
Karolina Kurkova (another sexy ex-commie)
Born in: The Czech Republic, 1984
Lives in: Manhattan
SINGLE
#15
Irina Voronina (such dreamy eyes you have, comrade)
Born in: Russia, 1977
Occupation: model
#16
Charlize Theron (best thing to come out of south africa since… well, OK, the best thing to come out of south africa)
Born in: Benoni, South Africa; August 7, 1975
Lives in: Los Angeles
Occupation: actress
SINGLE
#17
Holly Valance (eat your heart out, Britney - this Kiwi pop star has got it all over you)
Born in: New Zealand, 1983
Lives in: Brisbane, Australia
SINGLE
#18
Kim Hiott (Hi-Hot!)
Born in: Texas, 1981
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#19
Cara Zavaleta (road rules hottie)
Born in: Ohio
Occupation: professional spring breaker
SINGLE
#20
Elisha Cuthbert (one could stare at this picture for, oh, say, 24 hours.)
Born in: Canada, 1982
Lives in: Los Angeles
SINGLE
#21
Autumn Reeser (OC’s naughty girl)
Born in: La Jolla, CA, 1980
Lives in: Hollywood
Occupation: actress
SINGLE
#22
Stacy Keibler (smackdown !!!)
Born in: Baltimore, MD, 1979
Lives in: Baltimore
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#23
Tianna Ta (up and coming hometown hottie)
Born in: Vietnam, 1982
Lives in: Worcester, MA
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#24
Alessandra Ambrosio (lots of VS face time got Jimbo to notice)
Born in: Brazil, 1981
Lives in: Manhattan
SINGLE
#25
Minki van der Westhuizen (look out Charlize, home town competition on the way)
Born in: South Africa, 1984
Occupation: South African model
#26
Amerie ()
Born in: Fitchburg, MA, 1/12/80
Occupation: singer
#27
Kelly Monaco (super sexy samba sultress)
Born in: Phildelphia, PA, May 23, 1976
Occupation: acttress
SINGLE
#28
Sofia Vergara (who needs viagra when you have vergara?)
Born in: Barranquilla, Colombia; 10 July 1972
Lives in: Miami
SINGLE/DIVORCED
#29
Lisa Marie Scott (got that classic scottish/swiss/japanese look)
Born in: Florida, 1974
Lives in: California
Occupation: model
#30
Jennifer Scholle (hot and high maintenance - just the way I like ‘em)
Born in:
Lives in:
Occupation:
SINGLE
#31
Amanda Swisten (Fraulein Brandi)
Born in: Manhattan, 1978
Lives in: LA
SINGLE
#32
Genelle Frenoy (joisey girl’s got that wildwood boardwalk hottie thing goin’ on)
Born in: New Jersey
Occupation: model
#33
Gabrielle Richens (quote of the year: “I love nudity. I’m always nude”)
Born in: England, 1974
Lives in: ???
SINGLE
#34
Ana Beatriz Barros (does Rio ever run out of women like this?)
Born in: Brazil, 1982
Lives in: Paris
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#35
Evangeline Lilly (our top choice to be lost on a tropical island with. that, and dumping the hobbit got her on the list)
Born in: Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta, CA, 8/3/79
Occupation: actress
SINGLE
#36
Maria Menounos (VH1/ET babe from meffa mass)
Born in: Massachusetts, 1978
Occupation: model
#37
April Scott (former Deal or no Deal case #14 holder)
Born in: Missouri, 1979
Lives in: LA
Occupation: model, actress
SINGLE
#38
Shakira (Shakir-ahhhh, booty-shaker extraordinaire)
Born in: Colombia, 1977
Lives in: Miami
ENGAGED
#39
Sung Hi Lee (fun fact: she was the first asian to be solo on the cover of playboy in 1996; hey hef, about friggin’ time, you fossil!)
Born in: South Korea, 1970
Lives in: Los Angeles
Occupation: model
SINGLE
#40
Daniela Pestova (have you noticed that a lot of these girls’ first names end with the letter “a”? what’s up with that?)
Born in: The Czech Republic; Oct. 14, 1970
Lives in: New York
Height: 5′ 11″
SINGLE/DIVORCED
#41
Rachel Stevens (the music is bleedin’ bollocks but this bird’s a bit of alright)
Born in: London; April 9, 1978
Nickname: Ratzilla
Occupation: member of pop group S Club 7
#42
Portia de Rossi (Ellen is one lucky woman)
Born in: Australia, 1973
Occupation: actress
SINGLE
#43
Shannon Elizabeth (hot or not?… um, HOT!)
Born in: Houston, Texas; Sept. 7, 1976
Lives in: Hollywood
Occupation: actress
MARRIED
#44
Ana Sofia Henao (doesn’t even look old enough to drink that beer she sells)
Born in: Colombia, 1982
#45
Rebecca Romijn Stamos (proving that even lame movie stars get hot chicks)
Born in: California, November 6, 1972
Lives in: Manhattan
MARRIED
#46
Adriana Sk- Sklenka- Skenkov- (OK, just change your last name, please)
Born in: Slovakia, 1971
Occupation: model
MARRIED
#47
Eva Longoria (could never really be “desperate”)
Born in: Texas, 1975
Occupation: actress
SINGLE
#48
Anna Kournikova (40-LOVE, baby, YEAH)
Born in: Moscow, Russia; June 7, 1981
Lives in: Florida
Occupation: tennis player, model
SINGLE
#49
Cindy Crawford (still beautiful after all these years)
Born in: Illinois; Feb. 20, 1966
Lives in: Manhattan & California
Occupation: supermodel
MARRIED (Rande Gerber)
#50
Morena Corwin (half Korean, half Swiss. how the hell did THAT happen?)
Born in: South Korea, 1969
Fun fact: great great grandfather was a Korean emperor
Occupation: model
MARRIED